kingsleyyy:

snow day tomorrow please

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

zapmanzayn:

Similar expression through of years

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

image

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit


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sosa-parks:

bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick

rlaph:

Taking selfies is probably the only thing I do

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

communistbakery:

this girl is a national hero

communistbakery:

this girl is a national hero

noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world